Monday, May 3, 2010

Taken Captive

Dear Readers,

I've successfully sneaked away to inform you that not only is my personal computer terminally ill (bye bye, butt loads of family pictures--and thankGodIbackedupmymanuscripts), but that I've also been taken prisoner. My captor, Evil Finals, now to be known as Ze Evil, has been keeping me locked up under a tight watch. No matter my pleas, Ze Evil will not release me until next week. Unless, of course, I end up failing my exams, in which then Ze Evil says my life might certainly be in question.

Please, no rescue attempts. It will only anger Ze Evil, and I'm not sure I wish to suffer under such consequences. At least he feeds me well. One can't be smart with out good nutrition, right? So adieu, until next week . . . by then, if you don't hear from me, assume Ze Evil has had me terminated. *gulp*


Yours Truly,

CC the Captive

3 comments:

  1. Good luck with your exams, remember to drink plenty of water, and walk (They say walking increases brain cells to help you remember stuff.) See you when you get back.

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  2. My condolences to your computer, and best of luck defeating Ze Evil! (With all As, of course!)

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